All men know that they WANT to say it…

Now I’m not sure if it’ll matter,
I wasn’t in a mood to flatter!
The egg nog was flowing, mixed with the batter!
But my mother-in-law loves to chatter,
and I MIGHT have slipped up and said she may look a little fatter!

It was on now!

Soon I found out that I’m nearly worthless!
on top of not knowing how to dress,
and how my hairline is beginning to regress,
my t-shirt with beer and bbq, dear God, yes,
it’s certainly a mess!
How I won her daughters heart, she’ll never guess,
cause she knew I’d never be a success!

Bad idea lady, I’m drunk,
as a skunk!
I understand you don’t think I’m a hunk!
Understandable, I’m giving off a bit of a funk,
but honestly, have you seen that extra junk
in your trunk?

Uh oh,
off to the couch for me!
Sorry dear, that’ll happen.
But since I’m going there anyway,
I might as well get in one last gasp!
Honey, I love every quality you’ve gotten from her.
Her manners are first-class,
at times a bit crass,
an attitude that has a bit of sass,
but I thank God everyday you did get
her ass!